A short story written by me.

In an american hospital, an old man speaks with his grandchild.

-How are you grandpa? I heard not so good. Here i brought you a cookie made be me.

-Oh, my lovely girl. Thank you very much for the cookie. And yes, i’m not doing very well. I need some sleep. Much sleep… deep sleep…

-Why don’t you get some sleep then? I’ll go and let you…

-No, wait. I want to speak to you a moment. You know… I always loved you.

-Me too grandpa, but why?

-No, I was just saying you… Oh my heart.

-Are you ok?

-Yes don’t be afraid. I just need that sleep.

-Well ok then, please go to sleep.

-Hmmm…. yes… sleep. But before you leave, i want to ask you a favour.

-Yes grandpa?

—- After a few moments ….

Closing the door, the girls walks toward her mother.

-How was it?

-Fine. I talked with grandpa.

-And what did he said?

-That he needs to sleep.

-Oh… let me check him.

-No, don’t disturb him! He asked me to turn off that machine near his bed so he won’t be disturbed….

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Me

Hey. What would you say if i propose you to talk a bit about me? Oh.. So that’s so… Idiot. So I’m going to talk alone. FINE! It is going to be hard because even I don’t know myself.  Hmmm… maybe this isn’t a very good idea afterall… But heh. I am tall, brown eyes, dark-brown hair and… that’s it. I’m a genius as i said it before, i am “paranoid” and I never think 2 days the same thing about this world. I never see the reality, the danger or the love. Oh ffs btw of love. This thing is almost useless. And i say almost because sometimes you can use this thing to fuck someone and that’s ok. Besides this i have no idea why love exists.

I don’t belive in god or other such things. Oh wait… I may be a god. I’m thinking at this since i opened my eyes for the first time. Am I GOD ? You know that song, “Maybe it’s, just bullshit, and I should play GOD and, SHOOT YOU MYSELF!”. Heh. One Tool to rule them all as i like to say. I like death. I dream of dying. Every day i try getting close to it. Why you ask? Wait, i was talking alone so.. meeeeh. Because it’s the only thing I don’t know anything about. If I die, then I’ll know everything. As God… I am GOD.

Music

Today i’m gonna talk about music. It’s a very important thingie in these days. Music says much about a person. I heard some guys can guess if you’re virgin seeing your musical preferences. Hmm… i wonder what else can they guess. Anyway today friends are choosed by the musical preferences, teachers too… parents, kids, dogs, whores, even beggars! And of course, there are musical wars, as brutal as they we’re in the Prehistorical Age. But the one’s with the most enemies are the… metalheads. Ja those with long hair, black clothes and black brain.(It’s a good thing) They usually like Satan because he’s as black as them and they sacrifice cats for him. Sometimes even people, i was raped… i mean kidnapped once to be sacrificed but i escaped and i raped an old hag which was pissing me off. Well… But the most important thing is that they are smart… not. So there are no important or good things at them.

The other categorie is the non-metal music fans. Electronical, Raggae, Latino and some other + regional music genres.  They are called normal peoples. But normal people suck, because special > normal. None of them likes metal/rock and none of the metal/rock fans like them. With a few exceptions like when you’re going out to fuck a street bitch you don’t ask her about her musical preferences and you keep fucking her.

So… Let’s not forget that the global warming affects the musical industry too. The singers are getting blacker from the sun, and they start singing hip-hop which fucking suckz0r. Music sucks. I like eating instead. I gots no friends, no money, i live in a cave and i have as pets rats and bats. Fuck you.

An answer to Gaia

Hello. If you didn’t read the other posts, i already found the answer to the global warming problem: sex. Two (or more) people are fucking = heat = global warming. So all i have to do is stop people fucking and i will save the earth. And, i say this even if I would quit my daily sex, and quit my relasionship with my girlfriend. But it’s ok, it will be easy to me because i don’t have a girlfriend. So, if you’re reading this, STOP FUCKING FUCKING FOR THE FUCKING WORLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

Hahahaha problem solved faggots

Well yea, i managed to solve that fucking problem. Now i am as fresh and ready to kick your ass as never. The global warming has a real enemy now, in my  person. Beware rabbits!

Big problem

I got a huge problem to solve. If i can solve this without any spiritual wounds, i am a genius. I  already am a genius, but i will be a bigger one then. My head must be as clear as it never beed before, and it must be able to solve any problem. I need new ideas, fast thinking and good thinking. Btw i may die if this problem is not solved as it should be so this could be my last post. But heh, i will still rule this world from hell or wherever i go. So. Don’t fucking underestimate me!

The global warming problem

I was thinking at this since i was born. It’s afecting my dog, my family, your family, your sister and even the CocaCola. Maybe we should fly on Mars and start collecting minerals. And then build an expo and fast tech xD. Aw…aw. Well it’s a matter of life and sex. Ja, sex. Sex is the main reason for the global warming. The heat produced when 2 people are fucking i huge and the temperature goes up with like 1 degree per hour. The energy is even higher when the men are wanking. So stop fucking wanking if you care about this fucking world!!

Here we are again

It’s late in night, i’m bored let’s write. ’nuff with the happy day, i’m sad now. I think i’m in love with… jaaaa with meee!!! Omg i love myself! Am I gay or am I crazy? No… no i’m romantic. It’s pure LOVE! Awwww….  When will the wedding be? Will we have a kid? Maybe 2? Still, the global warming is not afecting the carrot fields. Chocolateeee!!!

A new day is here, the sun is up to shine upon my ass…

A very happy day ideed.  I wont tell you why i’m happy because you’ll be happy too and i don’t like that. I want you to be bored and mad. There have been 4 days since i wrote last time in this fucking blog. I still think that the global warming isn’t afecting the raw iron. Not even the kittens. Jizaz. We we’re talking about food huh? Well i like cola and coffee. I’m working in Spain, i’m a whore. Catch ya ’round the Bulevardo de los bitches. L-amour!!!! Happy easter my fellows. May the Great Lord Satan bless you andyour ugly family. Beer!!11

Ummm… a blog?!

Hi my name is… uh wtf check my profile. This is or, it will be my blog. Interesting huh? Well…. ok it’s boring already. I have 3 cats, 1 dog and i hope Neil Amstrong wasn’t the first man who stepped on Moon. Maybe it  was  Leonardo DaVinci.  Or Superman… aahh.. no . If  it was Superman, then … nah. Only if… ffs impossible.  Btw i had a red bike… Jah my red bike! Omg so cool.  I like Video Games. They like me too i guess. Sometimes they feed me. Sometimes they not >_> . Then i must walk to the kitchen… aaawww that’s a loooong looong road. Like 4-5 metres OMG!!11. I never thought that i will be alive at this age. Hey wait maybe tomorror i’ll die! That’s fantastic. Why didn’t i think at this before! OMG!! *runs*